Now this is good news. I have just been told that my nights will not be spent out in a cold, damp garage. From tonight, I am being allowed to stay indoors under the radiator. It will be bliss!
Have I been forgiven for my previous indiscretions? It looks like it. It must have been a dodgy diet that caused the two accidents I had but now I shall make a real effort and not create any nasty smells or mess in the house. Even I thought it was pretty dreadful.
The trouble is, when you want to go then you have to go. If the back door is locked and there's no cat flap then it's obvious what's going to happen. From now on there will be a dirt box next to the radiator as well so if I do get caught short it's possible to use the 'facilities'.
I was ejected each night around 11 o'clock, just when I was in a deep sleep. Wasn't any good protesting - which I did. I still finished up out in the cold for at least seven hours. Recently, though, I have been squealing and moaning at this treatment and in the end the plan worked. I have won a reprieve.
Now I'm back indoors - for 24 hours if I want to! And my little Petsmart house is there as well. It's all very cosy.
So there's a moral here somewhere. Don't feel that doing your business indoors leads to permanent exclusion. Human hearts can soften with time. But I must learn to control myself otherwise I will be out in the cold again.
Have I been forgiven for my previous indiscretions? It looks like it. It must have been a dodgy diet that caused the two accidents I had but now I shall make a real effort and not create any nasty smells or mess in the house. Even I thought it was pretty dreadful.
The trouble is, when you want to go then you have to go. If the back door is locked and there's no cat flap then it's obvious what's going to happen. From now on there will be a dirt box next to the radiator as well so if I do get caught short it's possible to use the 'facilities'.
I was ejected each night around 11 o'clock, just when I was in a deep sleep. Wasn't any good protesting - which I did. I still finished up out in the cold for at least seven hours. Recently, though, I have been squealing and moaning at this treatment and in the end the plan worked. I have won a reprieve.
Now I'm back indoors - for 24 hours if I want to! And my little Petsmart house is there as well. It's all very cosy.
So there's a moral here somewhere. Don't feel that doing your business indoors leads to permanent exclusion. Human hearts can soften with time. But I must learn to control myself otherwise I will be out in the cold again.
